Strolling down the old familiar pa-hath
shirt tucked in, so not ready for ma-hath.
In walks teacher, strict and cruel she takes a look at the shiny jewel, dark with-in my eyes.
lets out a roar high to the heavens
strikes the fear to a boy named kevin, he wets himself as if he's seven
la la la la la daa dummm

pah-lease, dont bother me right now-how,
its nothing personal i just got back from chow-how.
through a crazy bash late last night
now i pay the prce like the greatest knight
i'm hungover...oh woah woah woah woah woahhh hung
over...

Crazy teacher, why must you be so crah-hazyyy
crazy teacher, what did i ever do to you-whoo
is it my smell? or the way i talk
why oh why must you put me through hell?
crazy teacher...

(spoken mockingly of the teacher)
Todays lesson: Zero tolerance, if any of you so much as step out of line it will be a detention so hard it will make u ba-lind.
Tonights homework: complete pooh from a bulls behind, you dont like that?
TOO BAD!!!

Teachahhhhh, dont you understand?
I dont like the impact on the back of yahh hand.
I know you dont like to take our crap
but please oh please wont you shut your trap crazy teacher...
oh woah woah woah woahhh crazy teacher...

(music shifts from acoustic to sudden burst of an over drive electric guitar)
(teachers voice)

You will shut your mouth you will do what i say, with-in these walls i am god!!

Tuck in your shirt you look like a bum,
take a shower you reek of rum.

The lot of you are pathetic swine,
with-in my school i will make you mine!

mommys gone and your daddys not here
i'll soon become your biggest fear!!

I'll straighten you up and teach you well
i'm the baddest teacher from the depths of hell!!

(solo possibly?)
(main character sings again with rock music still playing)
So fire erupts and the walls burn down,
the teacher stands with a glorious crown,
shifting and changing to the deemonnnnnn!!!

I stare the beast down with a look of pride,
there's no way in hell he'll take my hide
kill the teaecherr deeemonn

I say stand back and i draw my sword,
i'm ready for anything if he dares to attack!

The demon stands back and spreads his wings
i leap in the air like the greatest of kings,
plunging my sword with-in his heart,
the demon is slain and the day is saved!!
(choir sings triumphantly but slowly pregresses back to the acoustic)

Oh snap, i just day dreamed, when oh when will this day ever end
the days jsut begun its a quarter past ten
well screw this crap all school is, is a bloody jip
see you all later i'm about to skip.